Thursday, July 15, 2010

And we're here!

Hi everyone,

Sorry for the complete and total black out on details over the past month. I feel like I've been running around like a mad woman, and now that I'm finally on vacation, I can breathe a little.

So, an update: I spent a week in Atlanta for a conference in late June for a meeting for work. It was a very good meeting and the location was lovely BUT the heat and humidity made me absolutely miserable. The temp never got lower than 89o and the humidity was upwards of 95% every day. I honestly don't know how someone can live in those conditions -- I felt like I had a hot, wet towel over my face the entire time. I drove the carpool with two colleagues from our Wisconsin office, so they were victim to my driving and my lack of technological prowess -- our rental car was upgraded to a minivan that didn't have a key, but a key fob with about 10 different buttons to lock/unlock/open/close doors and to cause the car to screech for help. It even got to the point where I accidentally hit people with the tailgate door, not once but twice because I accidentally hit the wrong button. I can see how all of those bells and whistles would be necessary if you have a couple of kids and groceries, but I didn't get the hang of it all with only 4 short days of driving it.

Anyhow, we did do some sight-seeing: Marie, one of my Wisconsin coworkers who also happens to be a knitter, and I conned the third person in our carpool (who was her boss) into stopping at a nice little yarn store in Lawrenceville, GA called The Yarn Garden. This trip was a milestone for me since I was able to successfully pack a week's worth of clothes, laptop, and meeting materials into a single carry-on bag -- and I wasn't about to ruin that by purchasing a ton of yarn. So, I was fairly well-behaved by purchasing a book and several patterns. The book was "Not Your Mama's Crochet", which proved to be an entertaining read for my return flight that was delayed by several hours (but that's a whole story on its own)....I'll have to update with the names of those patterns later, since we're on vacay and they're already filed safely away in my pattern binder....

Not wanting to push our luck with Marie's boss, we decided that the Yarn Garden visit would be our only foray into a yarn store. After shopping, we stopped for lunch at a local pub, where I actually ordered mahi tacos and liked them. Yes, it's okay to gasp at that, since I'll admit to being one of the biggest food snobs around when it comes to eating odd things. Yes, I know I've blithely stated before, "Fish does NOT belong on tacos, dammit!" I can honestly say that I don't know what came over me, but I decided to go with the flow on that one since the Wisconsin folks both decided to go with fish tacos too (thought theirs was tuna).


After lunch, we decided to tour Stone Mountain Park to check out the Stone Mountain Carving -- a 7-story tall homage to Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and Jefferson Davis. Needless to say, I'm not a racist, but I was mildly annoyed at how much of history was ignored at the park. I feel that here's a wonderful opportunity to educate and teach about slavery, Civil War history, and how we evolved as a nation from those roots, but the opportunity and public space is being squandered to place the emphasis instead on dime-store knick-knacks and "family fun" centers. What I really saw was not so much as "family fun" but a place for kids to whine and whinny every dollar out of their poor parents wallets. I'm glad I visited and that's now just one more place on my list of sight-seeing accomplished.

For now, I'll skip the gory details of my return home and associated $65 bar tab that was run up in the Hartsfield-Jackson Airport (Atlanta) while waiting for my delayed flight. Once, I returned safely home, I spent the following Saturday with Chuck driving up to Camp Northwoods to spend a few hours with Sylvain while he transitioned from spending the previous week as a camper to get ready for a two-week stint as a counselor in training. He really just wanted us there to taking shopping for "necessities" (new towel, bug spray, 3-12 packs of soda) and to take him to dinner at the local Dairy Queen. Once he was back at camp and shooing us off the property, Chuck and I decided to spend the rest of the evening exploring campsites within the nearby Huron National Forest. We drove the Scenic River Road Trail and were nearly at each others throats fighting over the map whenever we decided to take a turn off the beaten path -- not a good sign since our vacation that we're on now involves 3 weeks of just that sort of travel. By nightfall, we found ourselves in Oscoda and ready for dinner. We stopped at Wiltse's Family Restaurant and Brewery, and I was somewhat sad that we didn't already have a campsite or hotel room nearby because I had wanted to enjoy more of their beer while there. Needless to say, we made it home from that adventure in the wee hours of Sunday morning, and I was getting very tired of late nights....

The next week was spent getting caught up with messages missed while I was in Atlanta, some movie watching (which will be its own blog post shortly, since, yes, I did get to see Eclipse). The following weekend was the July 4th holiday, which was spent visiting friends and family in Cleveland. The two weeks following that were a blur of preparing for vacation, getting ahead in my tasks at work so that I wouldn't be too far behind when I returned, and getting my house in order so that the house-sitter wouldn't have to put up with the filth I've been ignoring.

Notice a pattern in any of the above? There was little to no knitting being accomplished! I'm mad at all of the projects I have on the slate: the Cotton Summer Sweater from Hell is going no where, the Zauberball socks are being permanently frogged, and I feel like I'm playing "Whack a Mole" with the cotton blanket that I've taken on to fix on gratis -- more holes keep popping up just when I think I've fixed a lot of them....So, for our trip to New Mexico, I decided to bring one and only one project: the Celtic Knot stole.

I actually started this project in 2007, but needed to put it down in favor of other, time-critical projects. When I finally able to return to it, it had been so long that when I pulled it out of the knitting bag it was in, I found that the magnets on the chart board were all shifted around and I had no clue what row I was on!! Rather than giving the chance to start on the wrong row, I had Cheanne reduce it back down to a ball of yarn for me. The yarn shown is Ornaghi filati's Merino Oro in olive and the photo is of my pre-frogging progress. Note at how far along I was before the magnet-board debacle!

This stole seemed to be the perfect choice since I already had the pattern, yarn, and needles, right? Since I knew what that I had wanted to work on this project on the trip and that I had all that I needed, I saved packing up this project 'til the day before we were to leave. Well, while doing the final packing, I could locate everything BUT the yarn -- so after another trip to Threadbear, I picked out a hank of the same yarn, but in a different colorway.

Knowing that it would be a mini-ordeal to take out my ball-winder and table-top swift, I took up Sabrina at Threadbear's offer wind the yarn for me. Not recalling just how big of a total bitch this yarn was to wind, I'm very glad that I did that. I'm not sure what exactly happens at the mill, but the hank was a mess. Even with someone else's hand at the winder, the yarn frayed into nothing in 3 spots, causing me to walk away with 4 smaller sized balls of yarn rather than one big one. I don't like weaving in ends on lace, and since this project will be finer than anything I've ever attempted, I'm a little nervous about that. I'm hoping that that wasn't an ominous sign of what's to come....

So, since this project was my second attempt at getting project started, one would think that I had the pattern down pat. Well, wrong again! In my haste to pack, I neglected to recall that the cast-on was an invisible cast-on, so forgot to bring a length of contrasting yarn with which to work my crochet chain from. Boredom on the train from East Lansing to Chicago quickly set in, so I got over being my self-loathing and just worked with the yarn I had knowing that I'll dearly pay that consequence when I return to the cast-on edge when it comes time to knit the border.

Our train ride to Chicago was very uneventful, though the train arrived an hour and a half late. Thankfully, we had what appeared to be plenty of time to grab lunch at a Giordano's that was located just a couple of blocks away from Union Station. Luckily for us, we arrived to catch the tail-end of their lunch hour pizza special: pre-made personal deep-dish pizzas, which were perfect for the time we had (since each deep-dish typically takes upwards of 35 minutes to bake) and the group size we had (a dozen hungry Boy Scouts and 6 equally hungry parents). Thinking that the pizzas would be fair in size, even though they were "personal" ones, Chuck and I opted to share one. This proved to be a smart idea because I certainly would have been in a food coma early-on during the Chicago to Albuquerque train ride....

Even with the abbreviated wait for lunch and the close proximity of the restaurant, we were very lucky to arrive back at the train station when we did because the train was already working through the pre-boarding process. I'm also very thankful that Heidi, one of the best Scout-parent planners I've ever had to work with take care of this trip, because she immediately sought out an Amtrak gate agent who let us skip the line and head right to our car with the baggage area open and waiting for us. Even though Heidi had "checked in" when we first arrived at the station, the gate agent and conductors "had no idea" that we had a group of our size boarding. What a potential headache she was able to avert!

Anyhow, soon after getting settled into our seats, I headed up to the observation car with my knitting project and remained there for a good chunk of the evening and day -- knitting, talking, eating, and taking in the sights. Vacation mood was slowly working its way into my mindset. While waiting for the train in East Lansing, I had started a mental list of things forgotten that morning -- grab our copy of "Roadside Geology of New Mexico," to leave the house wi-fi instructions for our house sitter (sorry J!), and to grab my phone wall-charger. I had the car-phone charger tucked away in my travel bag, but didn't remember that there were available outlets on the train and just how much juice gets sucked out of my phone while traveling.

Before long, my battery power was down into the red-zone of being on the verge of a complete shut-down and my Celtic Knot stole had suffered a couple of major set-backs. At some point of me shuffling the knitting bag around between the dining car, observation car, and a run to my seat, I had dropped several stitches off of the end of my needle and was having an extremely hard time recovering them. It was well into the night, and the lighting was terrible, so not wanting to pick up and knit them back incorrectly, I decided to tear out the entire project again, since I was only 30 rows in.

After a night of uncomfortable sleep (mostly because Chuck kept tossing and turning in his seat while trying to get himself comfortable), I rose at my usual 5:30 time (not quite thinking that it was really 4:30 since we were well into Central time zone territory) and headed back to the observation car to restart the project. Somehow, this third attempt went very quickly and by lunch, I was already past where I had ended the night before. Then, I became very stuck and confused by the pattern. The directions call for a cast-on of 112 stitches: 8 are used for a 4 stitch garter stitch border and the rest are split between a frame chart that is 14 stitches at its widest and flanked by knit stitches as it approaches a center chart that begins on row 43. My confusion set in when I was trying to count out the knit stitches that are separate these two sections so that I can center the center chart when I found that the center chart was 63 stitches in size!?! Yes, I'm anal enough to let that derail the project by several hours while I depleted the remaining juice my poor Blackberry had to troll Ravelry comments on the pattern (none of which complained about the uneven number of stitches issue) and to hassle my friends into checking it out for me on their computers. Also on Ravelry, there's a link to an Excel chart that graphs out the entire stole that must've either bypassed -or- it wasn't available when I first downloaded the pattern in 2007....

Thank you to Rachel for verifying that what I was reading was the real-deal and for checking out the Excel chart (my phone can't read those files and I'm certain that it would have shown up too small to read even if could've opened it). So, it was another huge personal hurdle for me to accept that the center chart is not placed exactly in the center of the stole. When all is said and done, if someone honestly is able to tell that the center chart is off-center, I'll do my best to not be upset by that....

Anyhow, once all of that was accomplished, my phone completely and totally died. I mean, not even turn on dead. That was a true shame because, we passed through some wonderful scenery that I would have loved to share photos of here. Also, we arrived on time in Albuquerque, and found the outfitter our Trooop contracted already at the station waiting for us. We had hired Blue Sky Adventures for a pre-trip excursion that included pick-up of our group at the station, a trip to visit Sandia Mountain, 2-nights of accommodations, white-water rafting and a visit to Bandoleir National Park, transportation to the Philmont Ranch (which is where the Scouts and rest of the parents are headed), and all meals during our stay. Since we arrived on time, we were able to take the time-limited hike to the Kiwanis Cabin. The tramway was not as bad of a ride as I had feared -- I have a mild discomfort with heights. The hike wasn't long, but it made me very happy that I wasn't attending Philmont with Sylvain and the Scouts, since I was quite winded and, even though I steadily drank from my water bottle, was feeling light-headed and dry. The view was spectacular and I'll have to swipe some of Chuck's photos from his camera to share in a later post.

Once we were done touring the mountain, we arrived just in time for the dinner buffet that had been arranged for our group and the several other Scout groups that are also staying with Blue Sky. Quickly after dinner and getting settled into my room, I had a long pined for hot shower and was in bed by 9. Being a terrible parent, my parting words to Sylvain was to be sure he was back in his room with his friends by lights-out. Caring, huh?

Overnight, Chuck had found a micro-USB cable that fit my phone and a wall-charger adapter that was buried deep in his bag. He had *thought* he had grabbed it for me, but couldn't find it while on the train. So, being the good guy that he is, he plugged my phone in for me and now that's all set to go.

Anyhow, I didn't rouse until our wake-up call at 5:30 and found that my hair had dried overnight into something that looked like it came off of a Troll doll. Once that was tamed into place, Chuck and I joined the group for the breakfast buffet and waved the guys good-bye when they left for their white-water and Bandolier adventure. Today, we're planning on touring Albuquerque, so I'll be sure to keep the twitter feed hopping with those updates!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Getting ready for a fun-filled World-Wide Knit in Public Day event....

What was the line we heard Liam Neeson's Col. Hannibal utter (several times) while watching "The A-Team" last week? "Oh, how I love it when a good plan comes together!"

That's how I'm finally feeling about this weekend's World Wide Knit in Public Day that the Guild is hosting this Saturday. For a while, it all seemed to be an abstract bunch of ideas: we'll get together, have some games, eat some food, and *hopefully* knit some stuff.

With the arrival of the super cool "Mid-Michigan Knitters Guild WWKIP Day" bags; a trunk full of picnic necessities; game needles, crochet hooks, and yarn, and a newly printed Guild banner; and a forecast of semi-sunny and hot weather (no rain, folks, no rain), I'm just now starting to feel like things aren't as bad as I had feared earlier in the week.

Haven't heard of our event already? Then, be sure to check out the details on the MMKG's website: www.mmkg.org.

I'm ready to have a party! Who's with me?

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Finally an UPDATE and loads of complaining

Okay, so if you know me, you know by now that of all of the things I love to do most in the world: I love to complain. If you aren't up for hearing the gory details of the past two months, then I suggest skipping this post and hope that my future works of writing genius can be described as "happy thoughts".....

Honestly, I've been swamped on every level: work, knitting, helping with Sylvain's scout troop, housework....sometimes I feel like I just need to have a good ol' lock the bedroom door, scream into my pillow and cry moment. Where should I start first? Well, since it would be wholesale unprofessional for me to get into the gritty details of the work stuff that's been bothering me, I'll skip that and talk about the fun stuff.

Buff and tan bodies!

In early May, my little brother competed in his first ever bodybuilding competition. He's always been a pretty fit person and having any amount of body fat has never been a problem for him. Hell, I remember when we were kids, he couldn't wear belts because none were ever small enough and instead wore suspenders. Suspenders! At the time, they were cool; but that was when Mork was on TV to make them look cool. Nowadays, I dare anyone to put suspenders on a skinny kid......

Anyhow, if you ever want to go somewhere where you quickly start to feel quite self-conscious about your own appearance, try being a spectator at a bodybuilding competition. My brother worked pretty hard over the past year to get into shape and ended up placing second in his class in the local Mr. All Natural competition. With the auditorium being poorly lit and the cameras we had on hand not being normal, digital cameras, the pictures came out a little grainy, but you get the picture -- he's pretty cut. If you saw him up close, you'd see that even his muscles had muscles.

I'm very proud of him and hope that I can get him to share his workout routine with me. Heh, who am I kidding? I'm sure I'll be tired just reading the details of his routine and would be in need of a nap afterwards....

E-mail is a dead form of communication

If you're reading this and you've sent me a message that I haven't responded to lately, then please nod your head in agreement. My e-mail box is a mess -- chock full of spam, many tweets and FaceBook messages that need to be deleted, and unread messages that get lost in the din.

Anyhow, I can't tell you how many messages I've sent out related to organizing my son's Boy Scout Troop's week-long resident camp (that is only a week away) only to have parents send me e-mails requesting the information that was in the original message. Its one thing to have unread e-mail that you know you need to get to; its a completely different situation to use those unread messages to send replies requesting for information that was actually in the first message. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've sat, flabbergasted, with my blackberry in my hand, reading their questions in disbelief.

For instance, here is the exact contents of the latest camp message I sent out:
"Hi everyone,

As promised at tonight's Court of Honor, attached is a copy of the Summer Personal Camping pack list. I apologize if you had not previously received this, since I had thought it had already been distributed previously. As you will see, most of the items are ones that your son likely already has. The only item that is not on this list that your son will need is a bike helmet (if bringing his bike to camp).

Thank you to the parents who spoke with me after tonight's meeting to volunteer to be carpool drivers or to spend a night or two at camp. Any way that you are able to help will be greatly appreciated. We have space for the equipment, bikes, and most of the scout backpacks already accounted for, but making sure there are enough seats in vehicles for the kids to physically get there AND back can be a challenge.

Also, I had an opportunity after the meeting to talk with [my edit to protect the innocent], the Council representative present tonight, in which he made it clear to me that ALL parents coming up to camp (those staying overnight as chaperones, those dropping or picking up scouts as carpool drivers, -AND- even those planning to visit camp for a few hours mid-week) need to fill out the form AND have a copy that clears you submitted to the council.

I checked out the form at the Council's website (http://www.chiefokemosbsa.org/index.php) and wanted more information, so I followed the links on that page to the State's Registry website where I found the following directions:

'Section II. Michigan Residents Requesting Information on Themselves

Individuals requesting a central registry clearance on themselves who are Michigan residents should complete the Request for Central Registry Clearance (DHS-194) form. Mail or take the completed DHS-194 to the DHS office in the county (county directory). To pick up the results in person, the individual must present picture identification. To have the results mailed, a copy of the individual's picture identification must be provided with the DHS-194. (Note: Results will only be mailed to the address on the picture identification.)

If the subject of the inquiry is NOT listed on central registry and provides written consent on the DHS-194, a copy of the results of the central registry clearance can also be sent directly to any of the following for the individual:

* Employer.
* Potential employer.
* Agency for which the individual is volunteering or applying to volunteer.'

TO EXPEDITE THE RECEIPT OF THIS FORM BY THE COUNCIL: The form can be dropped off directly to the the Ingham County DHS office located at the corner of Jolly and South Cedar AND the Council can be listed as a direct recipient of the results [
address removed from original message]. I advise everyone participating to take their copy of the State's response letter with them when heading to camp (even if it is on file with the Council) so that they have it in hand.

YES, this is a complete and total pain. But, please help by making sure we are in compliance with their rules. With everything that's been in the news over the past year, I don't blame the Boy Scouts with having to take such drastic child protection measures.

IN ADDITION TO ALL OF THAT FUN STUFF: Please make sure that your son provides to the Troop a completed health form and a copy of your insurance card. This form can also be found on the Council's website at the same link above.
[my edit to protect the innocent] has done a fabulous job collecting these forms. If at all possible, please bring this to next Monday's meeting at the barn so that she can have time to make a scanned copy before camp as part of our Troop's permanent records.

LASTLY, with 21 scouts attending, any and all parents (and former alumni - hint to all recent Eagle Scouts!) that have some time available are welcome to help chaperone. Of all of the camping activities that we do, this is by far one of the easiest trips since the scouts are busy with badge activities during the day and the camp provides all of the food for meals. Traditionally, we do cook together one night at Camp and have snacks in the evening, but chore for chore, this is definitely an easy week. Please let me know if you're interested; and, yes, the health forms are needed for all adults too.

Well, that is about all that I have space for within Troop Kit's character limit. Please let me know if you have any questions. I won't be at next Monday's meeting, so please e-mail or call me.
[my edit to protect the innocent] can answer any camping or equipment questions in my absence.

Ready to send my son off to a fun week at Northwoods (and hope you are too!),

cyndi"
Now, being the smart and reasonably intelligent people that you all are (of course you are! You're reading my blog, aren't you?!?), you now know where to go to get copies of the forms, that all adults need to have a State DHS letter as proof that they are not on the sex offender registry list, and that there's a medical form that needs to be filled out. Even after my verbose description, I still received questions as to where to get the forms and whether they really need to cleared on the sex offender registry. No kidding. Oh, and let's not mention that in mid-April, I actually handed out camp packets of medical forms, camp information, and class schedules to every scout at our meetings who was interested in attending camp along with a separate parent volunteer packet that had a copy of the DHS' registry clearance form and a BSA medical form.

Gah! I honestly don't know how I could possibly have made myself any clearer, but am quite ready to call it quits on volunteering to help with summer camp. So, take note friends with young children: when the volunteer list comes 'round -- whether its for school, sports, or (sorry to say it) scouting -- keep it movin' and do. not. sign. up. You will be let down by the few other adults around you who can't be bothered to pay attention to the information you're trying to convey to them and who are surprised when you get testy because you're not willing to spend individual attention to their kids' needs. Don't say I didn't warn ya!

Okay, enough PSA time....

I hate my knitting

Yep, you read that right and I really, really mean it this time. Last time, I was working on a supposedly nice and easy cotton summer sweater. In that blog entry, I made the mistake talking about how happy I was in grafting on a different border and how all that was left was blocking and seaming. That all fell apart at the following Tuesday night knit-in. Feeling pretty smug, I triumphantly started to pull out the body pieces from my knitting bag as I was explaining to everyone there the border mishap. Coolly looking over, Irene paused her knitting and said, "Well, it looks like you have a dye lot issue going on to me....." I have no idea how it was possible that I did not notice before what became glaringly apparent as soon as she said it. But, yes, she was 100% correct -- there was a severe dye lot going on with two slightly different colors of green in the sweater. I immediately pulled out the sandwich bag in which I kept all of the yarn lables and carefully examined them. All claim to be from the same dye lot -- bastards!

So, I picked out the offending ball's worth of yarn out of the sweater (which, of course, was in the center of one of the body pieces) and reknit the piece using up all of the remaining matching colored pieces, then cannabalized the sleeves for additional yarn. Now, I'm trying to mix the off-colored yarn with scrap ends of the matching colored yarn while reknitting. Since the yarn supply is on fumes with this project, I have a million ends going on within the reknit body and sleeves and I'm so completely disappointed in the whole thing.

In addition to that mess, I had a pair of Zauberball socks that I was nearly to the heel on; the socks were being worked two-at-a-time using the Magic Loop method, so was pretty happy with the progress -- until I tried to put them on. Typically, I'm able to work plain stockinette stitch socks using 70 stitches on size 0 needles. In this yarn, I couldn't even get the socks onto my foot. In complete disgust, I tore out the entire project and am starting over with 88 stitches.

On happier thoughts, I finished a really fun project for the Guild's project exchange (the "Wrap Me Up Shawl" in a mish-mash of fun yarn that was gifted to Jane; and which the previous four photos are of -- yep, I'm a terrible photographer!) and received a gorgeous crocheted scarf from Sarah.

Well, that's about all that I have to vent about at the moment. I hope to have more progress done on my projects, Sylvain on his way safe and sound to Scout camp, and me being a bit more effective in my volunteering. Yep, it's been a fairly negative post, but I needed to get that out and in writing so am feeling a bit better....

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Another tale of vacation envy and knitting failure

Hi everyone,

Yep, I'm still here. Been working and knitting like a dog and (quite frankly) haven't touched the home computer's keyboard in the better part of a month. Guiltily, I'll admit that I've had the makings for a couple of blog posts sitting in draft form on my phone, but haven't gained the gumption to post them because I knew I didn't have the time (or energy) to link in the photos and websites that I thought would make entertaining reading. If you've stuck with me for this long -- Thank you!

Anyways, I'll rant about the book club's latest book and my current knitting failure. For June (we're skipping a meeting for May), we're reading "The Leisure Seeker" by Michael Zadoorian. It's a pretty good book so far, but it's making me depressed already in reading it. I can't help but compare the adventure road trip that the two main characters are on to the road trip that Chuck and I are hoping to take this coming July in New Mexico and hope that we have as good a time as those described as part of the narrator's memories with her husband. I'm hoping that I won't be sorely disappointed if we don't have a vacation as memory filled as those she describes. I hope I'm not setting myself up to completely fail on a vacation by expecting everything to be perfect, wonderful, and great. I expect to blog from New Mexico, so stay tuned for that...but, really, the question we should all be asking is why am I'm comparing my real, yet-to-be-had vacation to that of a fictional senior couple?!?


So, I completely suck at knitting. Sure, disagree with me if you dare, but case in point: I've been working on a cotton summer sweater for the past few weeks. I made it thru the front, back, and one sleeve before noticing that the trim on the two pieces of the sweater body were not the same. Really....what the hell is going on here?!?


Frankly, I was getting pretty bored with the 15 cm or so of plain old stockinette knitting and couldn't wait for that part to be done. And I was bored with it with the first piece....It just so happened that I was ready to work on the second piece a couple of weekends ago, when there happened to be a Doctor Who marathon on the BBC America channel. My house happened to be clean already, so I felt pretty justified in planting my butt permanently on the couch to work on my knitting and get caught up on David Tennant's last season as the Doctor....Well, I was so caught up in watching the show, that I totally put on a stockinette border onto the bottom of the second body piece of the sweater. I spent this past weekend knitting a new border, grafting that piece on, and tearing off the old piece. It wasn't pretty while I was working on it, but now that it's done and over with, a regular person would be none to wiser (though I'm positive that my knitting friends would immediately be able to tell).

I'm happy to say all of the pieces of this sweater are ready for the blocking board and I'll be able to get to that either Thursday or Friday....So, now I'm left with working on my Guild exchange project (which is looking pretty fantastic -- so I'm waiting for the big disappointing piece to come along and put the brakes on the whole project) as well as a pair of socks that are depressing to work on since they're pretty boring. I'll post pictures of both soon enough.

Sorry for such a crappy, disconnected, rambling update. I'm a bit tipsy from a "meet and greet" I did earlier this evening with some visiting colleagues and I'm ready to plop down with my projects, watch "Justified", then head to bed. [Seriously, folks, if you haven't seen this show yet, you're really missing out. I think that Raylan is joining the ranks of Joe Dubois and Mick St. John as my TV hunny buns. (Yes, feel bad for Chuck who gets to sit right next to me and play the role of "chopped liver" while I swoon. And, yes, Jim is officially off the list ever since the ludicrous Sam/Jim storyline was introduced....sorry.)]

Sunday, April 18, 2010

The long lost post: "You look like beefcake....You sound like beefcake, so why do you put me to sleep?!?"

I'm talking about you, Sam Worthington! A draft of this post has been sitting on my blog for the past few weeks, but I just haven't had the muster to sit down and finish writing it until today; and even now, it's a little bit of forced writing as I'm hanging out at Beaner's waiting to meet with someone to go over planning for Sylvain's Troop's summer camp outing. So, have some unexpected down time at the moment....

I hate to say it, but there's just something about you that is my personal Lunesta....Up until a couple of weeks ago, I had been very happy to share my thoughts on Avatar, despite having fallen asleep twice (twice!) while sitting in a packed 3-D showing. [Yes, snoring included....or so I'm told]. I seemed to lose consciousness each time during scenes in which you were delivering long pieces of dialog (or so I'm told).

Being willing to write that business off to just shitty writing, I was one of the few folks actually eager to see you in Clash of the Titans. I can confidently say that I walked into the theater fully awake to the 2-D (not packed) show with Sylvain; but somewhere towards the middle of the movie, Sylvain realized that he was losing me and delivered a sharp elbow into my arm. I was truly glad to have my knitting with me that evening because out of my purse it came and it kept me awake until the end of the movie. Sure, Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes could've helped in keeping me invested in watching, but I was having a hard time getting past a couple of things: the bright light and haloed shimmer around Liam's Zeus reminded me of soap opera-esque soft focus scenes, so I was a little disappointed that Hera wasn't around to do any bitchy Telemundo-like hair pulling and eye-clawing over Zeus' baby-daddy ways; also, I really wished I hadn't read any reviews going into it because all I could do was nod in agreement to all of the critics who wondered if anyone told Ralph that he wasn't on the Harry Potter set anymore, so he didn't need to channel his Voldemort persona so closely to play Hades.

Anyways, I digress.....Returning home, I started to wonder why I was having a hard time staying awake during those two films in particular. I've seen plenty of movies and even started going to attend the live MET performances being streamed at the theater and those are at least 3 hours long at their shortest. (And in a different language to boot.) The only conclusion I can come to is that you're the common link. I honestly can't remember if I fell asleep to Terminator Salvation also; that was a year ago, after all. I'll need to consult my movie companions for that; though, I doubt that they would've been able to hear any snoring over all of the explosions to have noticed. Hmmmm....Maybe Christian Bale trumped any effect you had on me.

Better luck next time! I still have high hopes for you and haven't written off watching your films like some other actors.

Oh, and for a current action movie that kept me interested the whole time, see Kick Ass.